11:01am January 20, 2022

[guest]

Judge Ashley: "Do we even have a defendant yet?"

Bresto: "We do not."

Judge Ashley: "Well, shit. The horse is out of the barn and the chicken's flown the coop so you better hurry up and get picking that cotton. I'll give you a 36 month extension but if you don't have a name by then I'll be inclined to seriously consider only granting one further extension."

 

[Meownaw]

Judge Ashley went from being our nigger to worthless nigger at the speed of kike.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think Judge Ashley grants all these continuances because he’s amused. It takes him away from having to deal with real shit like murders and robberies. It’s a distraction.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

ooga booga food stamps, your honor.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think Judge Ashley grants all these continuances because he’s amused. It takes him away from having to deal with real shit like murders and robberies. It’s a distraction.

He gets paid to show up either way, I doubt he gives a shit what case is in front of him. He's got no reason to care if someone bleeds a pig dry. He catches shit, but I'd be the same way.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Judge Fudge is the reason why there’s stereotypes of niggers.