11-01-21 Mewler Report: HAHA! Piggy went viral yesterday and couldn't even get 80 new followers. LOSER!!

[RobertMewler]

 

[Mikekeke]

+200... pfft, Jeeesus Christ. Don't get all piggy eyed on me.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Nikis mother must have sent the monthly check

 

[HotDogJoe]

200 tweets in a day. He's so fucking obsessed with that platform. His entire life is built around it.

Fucking hateable sack of shit abandoned his child so he could do this.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He paid for likes before he started, he paid for the ball washing interactions, he paid for followers

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

That Twitter has gots to go

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He paid for likes before he started, he paid for the ball washing interactions, he paid for followers

Beg for likes in exchange for entirely unfounded and uneducated sperg out about colonizing Mars, promise sperg out 'later', purchase followers, wait for followers and likes to process and hit account, SPERG OUT like a stupid uneducated nigger.

The Pigman is vurrrry transparent.

 

[BudDickman]

I saw actual engagement with that Mars rant. Most of it was "good summary by Patrick Tomlinson", and I'm sure he retweeted every single one of those. It really seems like he is trying to become a full-time talking (watermelon-sized) head, with that stupid sand soliloquy and now this rant, which is only tangenially related to his writing. I'm sure TV audiences really want to see a guy with no credentials, a bloated head, and a glassy-eyed soulless gaze clumsily blurt out sciency factoids.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Beg for likes in exchange for entirely unfounded and uneducated sperg out about colonizing Mars, promise sperg out 'later', purchase followers, wait for followers and likes to process and hit account, SPERG OUT like a stupid uneducated nigger.

The Pigman is vurrrry transparent.

Its no different than when he recently paid to get his abortion thought pushed on that fake news site

 

[potatopeeler63]

Good, now we get to take them away again.
aint it fun?

i can imagine his sweaty oinking from the piss couch last night
“Niki, i wenT viral again, child. My tweeTs were brillianT and quixoTic”

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Buying fake followers and losing real ones. He is - and this might be the most ironic thing ever - like the Hunger Artist. He's slowly withering away in a cage, literally starving for attention but getting none.

 

[Clint Ruin]

What did he go viral for? Unlike Rick, I have a family, so I was doing Halloween shit with the Wiseblood clan all weekend, so my shitposting was minimal. Are we just talking about that Elon Musk rant?

 

[Brooke Shields]

78 more people to eventually realize they've made a mistake

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That Twitter has gots to go

He’s already cut out H2O so it’s the next logical step.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And he is still averaging a daily loss.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Our lolpig is back. Brinton really was begging him everyday to stop with his twitter obsession. He probably had to check in with him every morning and negotiate about how many tweets he could send and what information he could post.

 

[guest]

I think someone saw a place to buy account at like 5 or 6 cents per account. So he spent all day on Twitter to get the equivalent of about $5. We already know by his book sales that these people aren't customers of his. What is he getting out of this?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Bankruptcy court cannot repossess my meals, vacations and bought followers.