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10% of my company is off "with-covid".

AntSucks

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I pointed out to a senior boss that this didn't surprise me because I've never been more productive. Got a good laugh. Gone are the days of quietly nodding and going "Yes, yes, important to remain safe". I think it's going to be open season on these fuckers now. They know who the dead weight is. Might be getting a promotion soon.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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vaccine requirements have forced easily 30% of my industry out, so if you got the jew jab its feasting season at the moment.
 

Snake

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The best is these bitches with "long covid." Usually it's lyme disease or fibromyalgia with these lazy cunts.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Look, dahlin'; Johnny Ringo.
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I think i have it right now. It feels like when you half choke on water and it makes you cough. It also makes me really sleepy. I totally can and have been working with it. If this is covid, it's not that bad. The cough is annoying, but it comes and goes. I also am never going to know if I actually have it or not. Watch me have terminal lung cancer or some shit lol.
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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I'm beginning to think Omnicron is a big nothing-burger, and covid19's last hurrah was the Delta variant.
Two of my close friends had it in the past 30 days. One friend said it felt just like the flu; feeling really tired, not able to stay on your feet for too long without having a rest, mild sore throat, and body aches. Other friend is just now getting over it but it was much lighter. Sore throat was the worst part but he was still fucking his chick and eating Popeye's Chicken like his usual self. Took about a week. His girl has even milder symptoms and neither of their kids seem to have any symptoms at all.

The media's already starting to jump on the bandwagon of, "It's only a matter of time before someone gets Delta and Omicron at the same time and creates a new variant." This shit is not gonna stop.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Two of my close friends had it in the past 30 days. One friend said it felt just like the flu; feeling really tired, not able to stay on your feet for too long without having a rest, mild sore throat, and body aches. Other friend is just now getting over it but it was much lighter. Sore throat was the worst part but he was still fucking his chick and eating Popeye's Chicken like his usual self. Took about a week. His girl has even milder symptoms and neither of their kids seem to have any symptoms at all.

The media's already starting to jump on the bandwagon of, "It's only a matter of time before someone gets Delta and Omicron at the same time and creates a new variant." This shit is not gonna stop.
Unfortunately, I think you’re right. They recently (((re-calculated))) the percentage of Omicron in the US to make it much lower, so they’re still giving priority to the more severe Delta. These people are fucking sick.
 

Ladynyahh

Big Jewish tits
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I'm beginning to think Omnicron is a big nothing-burger, and covid19's last hurrah was the Delta variant.
First they said that like 80% of the new cases were omicron and it was the dominant variant, which gave you a bit of a cold. Yesterday or the day before they conveniently revised that number, saying delta was still the dominant variant. They're still desperate to keep us under control and in fear, maaaaaaan
 
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