10-03-21 Mewler Report: Ooooopsie doooodles. That didn't last long! They always leave you in the end, Lard Tard.

[RobertMewler]

 

[potatopeeler63]

Two tweets on a saturday.
really out of the ordinary fat, something on your mind?
whistlin dixie

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet pat hasnt left the couch in 2 days

 

[FurBurger]

My theory is that Pat isn't in Puerto Rico, it's a cunning ruse, and he's back in the Porko Reeky Hovel, lurking behind his curtains with his plastic space-gun, waiting for someone to mess with his tricycle/car. Tin cans on strings all over the yard that'll rattle if anyone comes in, or the wind blows.

Nikki's gone to her parents.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The CA trial was our D-Day. The fighting will continue, but at this point, it's all over for the Turd Reich.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Lard Tard. That's a good one.

 

[Harry Powell]

My theory is that Pat isn't in Puerto Rico, it's a cunning ruse, and he's back in the Porko Reeky Hovel, lurking behind his curtains with his plastic space-gun, waiting for someone to mess with his tricycle/car. Tin cans on strings all over the yard that'll rattle if anyone comes in, or the wind blows.

Nikki's gone to her parents.

Or Nik went with that lesbo she took to India. Either way I agree it is a trap. If he was really there he’d be tweeting up a storm about how inauthentic their meatloaf is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Or Nik went with that lesbo she took to India. Either way I agree it is a trap. If he was really there he’d be tweeting up a storm about how inauthentic their meatloaf is.

Exactly, piggy is so starved for attention he wouldn’t be able to help himself but tweet pics. Especially since he knows he’s the one who “damaged” his property. Remember a couple years ago LeBron James claimed “racists” spray painted racial slurs on his multi million dollar property in Los Angeles? Of course it went away when they asked for him to submit security cam footage and was never brought up by him again. Piggy pulled a LeBron!

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Will Tate]

Exactly, piggy is so starved for attention he wouldn’t be able to help himself but tweet pics. Especially since he knows he’s the one who “damaged” his property. Remember a couple years ago LeBron James claimed “racists” spray painted racial slurs on his multi million dollar property in Los Angeles? Of course it went away when they asked for him to submit security cam footage and was never brought up by him again. Piggy pulled a LeBron!

Wish he'd pull a Kobe.

 

[peckafacce]

Wish he'd pull a Kobe.

Pat is too poor to able to afford a ride in a helicopter

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Two tweets on a saturday.
really out of the ordinary fat, something on your mind?
whistlin dixie

That's usually indicative of him deleting a bunch of tweets