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It rushes outside, runs across the street to see a giant UFO, his hooves race for his phone, this is a great social media post opportunity.
Nice only people dumber than you being your followers, stupid.
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1:25PM, on a Thursday, the Pig's ears perk up while eating it's slop at Hooligan's
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It rushes outside, runs across the street to see a giant UFO, his hooves race for his phone, this is a great social media post opportunity.
Nice only people dumber than you being your followers, stupid.
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Today’s Soup: Alpo.
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He might be homeless already.
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the amount of his car pictures that are taken within 100 yards of Hoolies is fucking hilarious to me
nigga at least BE ASHAMED a little if you're going to be a bum
nigga at least BE ASHAMED a little if you're going to be a bum
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It seems stupid for him to show up at Hoolies - if Quasi's trying to serve papers on him, that's the ideal place to catch him. Sit outside, nurse a beer; when he comes in let him take his regular place blocking the cash register at the bar. Walk up to him with a copy of one of his books like you're getting an autograph, ask if he's Patrick Tomlinson, then serve him.
You could add his bike license plate number, usual location at the bar, and his laptop all identified from his social media as evidence to the court that you'd got the right guy. Be a real dick and ask the bartender "Do you know this guy? Patrick S. Tomlinson?" while Pat's signing the book and then add his name to the report as extra proof you'd correctly identified him.
You could add his bike license plate number, usual location at the bar, and his laptop all identified from his social media as evidence to the court that you'd got the right guy. Be a real dick and ask the bartender "Do you know this guy? Patrick S. Tomlinson?" while Pat's signing the book and then add his name to the report as extra proof you'd correctly identified him.
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I'm surprised he didn't chime in with some stupid comment. "Look at it go, one of America's little miracles" or something.
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I was looking for asian food items on the hooligans menu in order to make a hack jerry jen working in the kitchen joke (since apparently the only thing he’ll be serving is egg rolls),
Saw a picture of this soup and clicked on it to see how gross it was
I shit you not. Life truly is like a grain of sand
Saw a picture of this soup and clicked on it to see how gross it was
I shit you not. Life truly is like a grain of sand
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Now that I’ve been to Hooligan’s, it is completely fucking insane to me that he sets up at the bar with his laptop.
It’s truly a TGIF.
I also can’t believe the staff tolerates him, as the big fat bartender was one of the biggest bitches and worst servers I’ve ever encountered. She could barely handle getting me a beer in an empty bar, how’s she put up with his laptop power cord?
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He is so weird. He tries to act patriotic but hates anyone with a different opinion than him. Pat is a fascist and a coward.
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look! up in the sky! it's a bird! it's a plane! it's a 1.2 GPA!
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Their food looks like skin infections.
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Nice picture of a tiny blurry dot, fatso. Why even bother posting it?
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I would think it would be easy enough to get him at home. Just park in the back alley and wait for him to pull up in that parking pit out back. Get him there. Send a black guy so it looks like a neighbor and have him approach like he’s “axing” a question and then serve him.
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I would love to be the process server
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It's so funny to me that he basically lives at Hooligans and that his presence there is such an integral part of his identity. He's actually trying to be Norm from Cheers, like that isn't a pathetic thing to be.
One of my favorite moments of the Josiah interviews was at the start of Josiah 2, Pat announces right off the bat that he is taking the interview outside of Hooligans on their grand reopening. I fucking lost it and came dangerously close to having to explain to my girlfriend who Pat is.
One of my favorite moments of the Josiah interviews was at the start of Josiah 2, Pat announces right off the bat that he is taking the interview outside of Hooligans on their grand reopening. I fucking lost it and came dangerously close to having to explain to my girlfriend who Pat is.
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Quasi should auction that role.
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"aiyyo can I hold your titties right quick?"
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I already explained it to her
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Wait till he is giving his dumb speech about Mars and Elon at a pedocon somewhere and have Jerry storm the ring and serve him in the middle of it. There is no way he can deny his identity and it would be in front of many witnesses (and recorded of course)
Or someone in the crowd, in the QnA.
"Are you the same Patrick Tomlinson that wrote in the black and other shit?"
"why yes, child"
"Excellent, you've been served" *chucks papers at him*
*men in pig suits, burst in and start breakdancing*
If Jerry wants to commit to the bit he can get some extra righteous rascalbux on the side, im game.
Or someone in the crowd, in the QnA.
"Are you the same Patrick Tomlinson that wrote in the black and other shit?"
"why yes, child"
"Excellent, you've been served" *chucks papers at him*
*men in pig suits, burst in and start breakdancing*
If Jerry wants to commit to the bit he can get some extra righteous rascalbux on the side, im game.