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09-13-21 Mewler Report: That old +62 is about to become a distant memory. They decided you suck. "Unfollow!"

RobertMewler

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CarolMaxheinie

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With the brewers playoff run and the NFL back, Rick is going to break 46k by thanksgiving with his drunken sports takes.
"i haven'T the Time to be "adulTing", liTTle one. run along."
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Creepiest, ugliest eyes I’ve ever seen. He could stop cheating at fun runs and actually...you know…get in shape and run them. He could put on a hat, fix that Jimmy Durante nose (ha cha cha!), and get fillers to contour his face so he doesn’t look like a waterlogged cabbage patch doll.

Those creepy, ugly eyes can’t be fixed without a shotgun. I would feel sorry for such an unfortunate looking asshole, but he’s such a fucking hateful it’s impossible to wish him well.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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With the brewers playoff run and the NFL back, Rick is going to break 46k by thanksgiving with his drunken sports takes.
"i haven'T the Time to be "adulTing", liTTle one. run along."
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“Ugh, this hideously ugly and extremely fat man has nothing of value to offer after all.“

- All of his new, now former, followers
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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I guess its already been ~3 years since he has come onto our radar. If anything else has become apparent it is that the main (only) thing he cares about is twitter. At one point he sat on there with the fabled blue checkmark and thousands of bought followers feeling like he at last belongs, his voice finally mattered. From the little twitter history we have seen of him shows that he loves nothing more than to talk down and disparage anyone who didn't think exactly like him and follow the current msn talking points. That is all now gone, the blue checkmark, bleeding followers, probably shadow banned and no matter what he thinks and says it was all his fault.
 

TorqueWheeler

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I guess its already been ~3 years since he has come onto our radar. If anything else has become apparent it is that the main (only) thing he cares about is twitter. At one point he sat on there with the fabled blue checkmark and thousands of bought followers feeling like he at last belongs, his voice finally mattered. From the little twitter history we have seen of him shows that he loves nothing more than to talk down and disparage anyone who didn't think exactly like him and follow the current msn talking points. That is all now gone, the blue checkmark, bleeding followers, probably shadow banned and no matter what he thinks and says it was all his fault.
He is undoubtedly a bullied faggot who nobody listened to who finally found a platform with enough weaker faggots who let him feel special and important. After a year or so he started throwing out a bunch of Big Man lies to impress the bottom feeders who were so pathetic they actually looked up to him.

And then we come along and ruined it all. That’s the crux of his lolsuit. Not the harassment or niggeroni. Not the phony SWATting or rape threats. He lost the one place where he could pretend he was cool.
 

RobertMewler

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I think we concentrate a lot on the grand slams like this Frosting vs Nixon interview that just dropped, but credit has to be given to the Mewler Report which is a solid base hit every single day. Mewler is like the Tony Gwynn of the brothermen, except white, female and valuable. (we can say "knitter" here, right?)
Aww, thanks darlin'!
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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He is undoubtedly a bullied faggot who nobody listened to who finally found a platform with enough weaker faggots who let him feel special and important. After a year or so he started throwing out a bunch of Big Man lies to impress the bottom feeders who were so pathetic they actually looked up to him.

And then we come along and ruined it all. That’s the crux of his lolsuit. Not the harassment or niggeroni. Not the phony SWATting or rape threats. He lost the one place where he could pretend he was cool.

100% and I think the fact that he started all this mess should be on record. All someone did was reply to him asking something like " who are you?" in response to him saying norm wasnt funny. Not saying he didn't have the right to reply but if he would have said anything remotely funny or at least came off like a normal human this all would have never started. He had to start with the ' I am the bestest most important man, child ' nonsense and rightfully so got mocked for it. He sat on twitter for YEARS calling people the most foul names, telling the president to fuck himself with a pineapple and so much more. How dare he not expect negative attention from someone, negative karma from his actions. His own words are the reason he got his account banned, he is the reason he had to pay money to get his account back and he is the reason he lost that stupid checkmark. Fuck you Patrick. Trying to sue and put hard times on people because you are getting what you gave out. Making up all types of lies to try and get authorities involved because you are no longer in school and don't have your authority mother in place to step in and fix your fuck ups. These are the actions of a bully, not a victim. You are the cyber terrorist, you are the stlaker. Now go fuck yourself quietly, quietly is key, child.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat trying so hard to make it look like everything is fine on twitter. Pretending him gettign exposed doesnt exist and that only part 1 is public at the moment so its not even close to being over. Maybe more tweets about the packers or brewers will take the sting out of reality.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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