05-11-22 Mewler Report: He was slightly ahead and then.. splat. Only 28 tweets. Big lawyer day? Speculate, speculate.

[RobertMewler]

 

[guest]

Big lawyer day? He didn't have the 500 bucks against Andrew for the restraining order he doesn't have that SFWA money to throw around anymore.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

there's a chink in his armor

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat can't afford lawyers anymore, maybe if he's coordinate with SFWA to present a brief in opposition to the subpoena after Jerry used his non-opposition in Quasi's favor

or another vacation to keep wasting Quasi's money, that'll end well

are we sure he only tweeted 28 times and it's not that he went back and deleted like 100 old tweets so it shows up as +28?

 

[guest]

Pat can't afford lawyers anymore, maybe if he's coordinate with SFWA to present a brief in opposition to the subpoena after Jerry used his non-opposition in Quasi's favor

or another vacation to keep wasting Quasi's money, that'll end well

are we sure he only tweeted 28 times and it's not that he went back and deleted like 100 old tweets so it shows up as +28?

If it were the net total of tweeting and deleting, we know he couldn't get the final sum, based on his math grades. He doesn't understand negative numbers.

 

[VizioDash]

I think we need to start looking for a correlation between days where Patrick doesn't tweet a lot and days where black children in Milwaukee go missing.

 

[guest]

He doesn't understand negative numbers.

So that's why he can't lose weight...

 

[Phish]

153 in one day is a disgusting amount of tweets.

 

[Hoolies]

Pat can't afford lawyers anymore, maybe if he's coordinate with SFWA to present a brief in opposition to the subpoena after Jerry used his non-opposition in Quasi's favor

Can't imagine the North Korean Super Lawyer letting him anywhere near his quash, but I truly believe Pat will find a way to fuck things up regardless.

 

[guest]

153 in one day is a disgusting amount of tweets.

Let's be fair, probably half of those are the same copy-pasted "report and block" line

 

[Phish]

Let's be fair, probably half of those are the same copy-pasted "report and block" line

Haha. Although, i could make an argument that that makes it even worse!

 

[guest]

Haha. Although, i could make an argument that that makes it even worse!

You wouldn't be wrong, no matter what Pat's life is a joke and he is fat.