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Filling in for the lovely Mewler today. In today’s report, Fatrick starts off May like every other month. Obese, retarded, can’t see his daughter, and losing followers. Oh. Still owes Quasi.
And also fat.
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05-01-22 Mewler Report: Mayday! Mayday! Fatrick’s Follower Count Dropping!
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Filling in for the lovely Mewler today. In today’s report, Fatrick starts off May like every other month. Obese, retarded, can’t see his daughter, and losing followers. Oh. Still owes Quasi.
And also fat.
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-664? He’s so bad at this!
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What have you done with Mewler?
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STEAK! FOR TWO! FOR ONE! FOR ME, DOMINIC!
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It was only a month ago...
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TYFYS in mews place. His daily failure at the one fucking thing he cares about in life can't be talked about enough. May is #patrickfailureawareness month
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In just a little while, if everyone of Ricks followers donates $1, they’ll be able to pay quasi.
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I think there were some pro-left/anti-right algorithms still in-place, but they've been quickly abandoned with Elon's interest.
Rick was quick to deny it when a genuine conservative guy saw his numbers rise back to normal, Rick can't have it both-ways... how will he explain his sudden losses?
Rick was quick to deny it when a genuine conservative guy saw his numbers rise back to normal, Rick can't have it both-ways... how will he explain his sudden losses?
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I would say he believes the saying it takes 10,000 hours to become the master at something but he is past that.
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He will make a post acting like this is just routine stuff while seething as he reads the daily report and all of us laughing at him where he will they dust off his generic greatest hits tweets. Cats and food pics, a multi tweet about elon or trump, the mantis story, and trying to get people to join in on listing their favorite ( insert nerd thing). He is so predictable.
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He better bust out that coffer and start the begging because he won’t have enough followers pretty soon to do that with him bleeding numbers like a stuck pig.
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That shit gives me the biggest douchechills for some reason
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Now that it was mentioned. Pat will be reminded and post it up soon.
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The fact that he refers to real people so derisively, as if real life interactions are somehow inferior to Twitter interactions, kinda sums up everything about him, his personality, and why he's such a joyless, miserable cunt.
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Only tweeting 134 times yesterday might be the problem, Pat. See if you can get to 300 today, you fucking fat loser.
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Didn't some rascal completely dismantle his history lesson?
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No, child, hes got +2,881!!!!!!!.....oh wait those are the amount of tweets that were fired off into the void of his 16 brainlet followers. Now that i think about it, "follower" of Patrick might be worse than Patrick himself. Id be humiliated if my family found out I was a Follower of Rick Sean Tomlinson, son of Cuck Clown Tommy Tomlinson.