04-29-22 Mewler Report: Another double digit loss and obligatory unfollow. 620 losses this month. What a life.

[RobertMewler]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nikki better be on her best fuckin behavior today

 

[guest]

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[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

 

[guest]

Some advice for Piggy.

 

[Harry Powell]

I know that “healthy” Patposting means not getting invested in anything, but I can’t help it. Almost 4 years of this has worn me down. I don’t think I can be truly happy until his Twitter is fully taken away from him now.

 

[Hudson]

Wrong in every detail, stlaker.

It is I that added 50,000 fans since Elon Musk bought Twitter. John Rich and other nazis are the ones that lose followers every day. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[guest]

I know that “healthy” Patposting means not getting invested in anything, but I can’t help it. Almost 4 years of this has worn me down. I don’t think I can be truly happy until his Twitter is fully taken away from him now.

If you take his twitter away you basically take his life away. It’s the only logical outcome at this point. His only existence is through Twitter.

 

[guest]

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[Meownaw]

That movie was great. Patrick tries to live that daily and let's hope he ends up like the guy with the boat.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I bet pat is wondering if he can sue elon for followers lost.

 

[DominusOdium]

Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my blue checkmark the most. But not my daughter. To hell with that needy bitch. Let Jon buy her birthday presents. I have a day full of copy pasting stlaker responses and explaining away my hundreds of lost followers to disinterested strangers.

 

[FurBurger]

I don’t think I can be truly happy until his Twitter is fully taken away from him now.

It's coming - he owes a lot of money to Quasi, and has no assets to speak of.

That Twitter account on the "do not ban for TOS violations" list is about all he has, and so it has to go on the block.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my blue checkmark the most. But not my daughter. To hell with that needy bitch. Let Jon buy her birthday presents. I have a day full of copy pasting atalker responses and explaining away my hundreds of lost followers to disinterested strangers.

And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no retweets. I have to tweet around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent algorithm. Right after I got here I tweeted some war strategies with water balloons and I got ridiculed and mocked. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a blue checkmark-less schnook.

 

[NoBacon]

I know that “healthy” Patposting means not getting invested in anything, but I can’t help it. Almost 4 years of this has worn me down. I don’t think I can be truly happy until his Twitter is fully taken away from him now.

mashallah brotherman, when his Twitter is removed we go to heaven inshallah

 

[guest]

And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no retweets. I have to tweet around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent algorithm. Right after I got here I tweeted some war strategies with water balloons and I got ridiculed and mocked. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a blue checkmark-less schnook.

Right after I got here I ordered some meatloaf with Hooli's special sauce and I got hamburger helper and ketchup. I'm an average fat nobody.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat you're a fraud and your only out of this is admitting norm is hilarious and admitting you could lose a few lbs (hey it's life we all over indulge at some point) or... be a fucking man and for once in your pig life follow through with something and make ever lasting friends with the monster

 

[CuntFucker]

OMG NUMBER GO DOWN !!!!!!