04-26-22 Mewler Report: The numbers are in! Oopsie doodles!

[RobertMewler]

 

[RobertMewler]

Nice unfollowing two accounts, stupid. Gotta maintain them ratios!

 

[Pat the Simp]

Wow, that's a big loss in one day. I'm sure P@t will say it's just Twitter removing bot accounts.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[RobertMewler]

FYI: The stats were locked in before he lost even more followers this morning. This is his current number (47,064):

 

[guest]

Lol reading 500 Pat tweets a day (especially when 350 of them are "no stlaker. No child." Etc.) must be fucking EXHAUSTING.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That doesnt bother pat . He will still get the 10-40 likes on most of his posts. I hope they keep shaving off his dead followers in massive chunks.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This doesn't bother me at all, child. Now allow me tweet about it multiple times to demonstrate that point.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I can’t believe he actually unfollowed 2. You’re a fucking lunatic, Pat. Nobody on earth gives a shit what your ratio is like except the people here laughing at it. Be less fat.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

FYI: The stats were locked in before he lost even more followers this morning. This is his current number (47,064):

He just lost 5 more lol.

 

[Meownaw]

To be fair those 2 unfollowed could easily be from the massive 380 lost.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

To be fair those 2 unfollowed could easily be from the massive 380 lost.

I considered that but since he’s such a psychopath when it comes to his own follows I can’t imagine he’d follow anyone who didn’t tweet anymore. Could always be faggots quitting Twitter because of Elon though I suppose.

 

[guest]

FYI: The stats were locked in before he lost even more followers this morning. This is his current number (47,064):

47038 now and losing.

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We just might see it hit $46k by this evening.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

-380. Holy shit, that’s taking 3 black cocks up the ass level pounding. Buhbye Piggy.

 

[Hudson]

Management is really liking the direction of the piggy purge.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Hope it leads to one of these

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Elon really motherfucking our pig. Cope and seethe or just kill yourself pat