04-11-22 Mewler Report: Just another day of failure and a deeper slide into obscurity.

[RobertMewler]

 

[HotDogJoe]

Only 67 tweets? Surely there are more people who need corrrrecting? Are you really going to let the idiots win, Patty? What would Mama Raven say??

Do better, pig!

 

[Opesterino]

uh oh - time to fire up the credit card and buy more followers, that is if Big Nik still allows him access. There is NO way that lien on the half house hasn't cause a fight or 2 between them. Stupid Pig done goofed and got himself into a sticky situation.

 

[guest]

Sliding into obscurity like a hot nigger fart slides into NiKKKis gross vagina.

 

[guest]

If he lost weight just as easily as he loses followers he would look like an Auschwitz prisoner right now.

 

[SensibleKeks]

This stupid tweet had almost 4k likes and yet he lost followers. How is he so bad at twitter when he spends his whole life on it? Also retweeting your own message is bad form Pat.

 

[guest]

Tranny enablers and faggots talk about sex to children that are inappropriately young to be talking about sex.

That's grooming, fat boy. Real talk.

 

[guest]

This is his life now. He starts the day by RT'ing himself in hopes of going viral. He chooses to do this instead of getting a job or being a productive member of society.

He's a dopamine addict.

 

[guest]

He's a dopamine addict.

Imagine getting a dopamine hit from fucking TWEETING.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Imagine getting a dopamine hit from fucking TWEETING.

Sounds like teenage girl behavior.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Imagine getting a dopamine hit from fucking TWEETING.

He can't sleep for a few hours without waking up and desperately needing to get the last word in or post some ridiculous 'hot take' his tranny loving paedo ballwashers will like....
Instead of chewing fingernails, sweating, shivering and mumbling 'come on come on come on' waiting for the dealer to walk around the corner he is that way in his hovel refreshing Twitter over and over...

Just as when you are junk sick and push that plunger home and feel relief, he sees the heart logo light up and sighs with relief... He can't function without it now.

 

[Meownaw]

His tweets that get 900+ likes still can't gain him followers. Pack it up Rick your goose is cooked.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It's only going to get worse for you piggy, cry fat about it faggot.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Another day older and deeper in stlaker debt

 

[SFWA liaison]

maybe the downvotes are working lol

 

[guest]

His tweets that get 900+ likes still can't gain him followers.

Because he is an unlikable fuckhead and he doesn't need our help for everyone to realize that.

He's dripping with arrogance, pompousness, unwarranted self importance, sarcasm, and even if you like one of his tweets all it takes is a cursory glance at his Twitter feed to realize that he is an unhappy, purposely contrary, mentally ill asshole.

Twitter ain't got a block button for your shit personality, Pat.

 

[FurBurger]

uh oh - time to fire up the credit card and buy more followers, that is if Big Nik still allows him access. There is NO way that lien on the half house hasn't cause a fight or 2 between them. Stupid Pig done goofed and got himself into a sticky situation.

Unless one of us has told her, she doesn't know.

Mewler, TYFYS.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Because he is an unlikable fuckhead and he doesn't need our help for everyone to realize that.

He's dripping with arrogance, pompousness, unwarranted self importance, sarcasm, and even if you like one of his tweets all it takes is a cursory glance at his Twitter feed to realize that he is an unhappy, purposely contrary, mentally ill asshole.

Twitter ain't got a block button for your shit personality, Pat.

That's why I like it so much when he unloads on an innocent bystander or even someone who was supporting him from the wings...they make one wrong word(in his eyes) and he tears them apart in that smug, patronising, aloof way only a bitter old queen like Fatrick can do.