04-09-22 Mewler Report: More losses yet he followed someone new. He's such a maverick for a fatbody who lies under a pink blankie all day.

[RobertMewler]

 

[guest]

 

[Udders]

Those daily tweet numbers are out of control. Is it possible to see what accounts average the most tweets per day across the whole site?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Those daily tweet numbers are out of control. Is it possible to see what accounts average the most tweets per day across the whole site?

It’s probably a lot of tweets calling someone, “child.” He does that all day long instead of being a father, husband and successful person.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You know, after all these years of Mewler Reports, there is only one conclusion I can come to...

Patrick S Tomlinson is obese by every medical standard known to man.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Those daily tweet numbers are out of control. Is it possible to see what accounts average the most tweets per day across the whole site?

I guarantee it's Anthony Cumia

 

[victor_sanchez]

Those daily tweet numbers are out of control. Is it possible to see what accounts average the most tweets per day across the whole site?

With those numbers, fatrick is probably competing with Twitter bots that retweet/like posts that include specific hashtags.

 

[SFWA liaison]

New followed accounts since early March

@Cycling_Embassy @JimPethokoukis @JosephBrassey @Penguicon @RamieIsTweeting @WeDontHaveTime @cliffschecter @maxfawcett @modacitylife

unfollows (or people who changed their handle potentially): @MazzucatoM @Hackneycyclist @BicycleDut

nigga's been getting into cycling because he can't afford gas anymore and Quasi will take Susan soon

working on a script to make it really easy to scrap in the future

really funny that eh barely follows any PoCs, and a ton of people with pronouns in bio

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

New followed accounts since early March

@Cycling_Embassy @JimPethokoukis @JosephBrassey @Penguicon @RamieIsTweeting @WeDontHaveTime @cliffschecter @maxfawcett @modacitylife

unfollows (or people who changed their handle potentially): @MazzucatoM @Hackneycyclist @BicycleDut

nigga's been getting into cycling because he can't afford gas anymore and Quasi will take Susan soon

working on a script to make it really easy to scrap in the future

really funny that eh barely follows any PoCs, and a ton of people with pronouns in bio

So we might be seeing Lance HamStrong Pat soon?

 

[Say “Cookie”]

You know, after all these years of Mewler Reports, there is only one conclusion I can come to...

Patrick S Tomlinson is obese by every medical standard known to man.

He is also very gay. His asshole grew five sizes after he met Niki. The pegging and Niki’s boyfriends took their toll. Patrick is absolutely a caged sissy bottom and Niki’s niggers will fuck anything warm. He is now paying the toll for burning coal.