03-07-22 Mewler Report: You know humanity is lost when this many clapping seals agree with a midwest rube that a war is like a capeshit movie

[RobertMewler]

 

[guest]

Excellent. We need a prideful, boasting piggy to keep doubling down for those sweet, sweet dopamine hits. He is getting the eyes of people beyond this board. Our lolcow is growing wings.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What sperg out led to the gain?

 

[Chive Turkey]

All these retards are gonna drop off in the next month when the war becomes boring old news and Pig's constant insipid tweeting clogs up their feeds, preventing them from seeing the new things they should get outraged by.

You know, just like every time he went 'viral'.

 

[RobertMewler]

What sperg out led to the gain?

He compared the war in Ukraine to the Transformers movie. M'kay.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500660528057831427

 

[Will Tate]

This is like when he talked about Big Hero 6 like it was some sleeper hit cult classic instead of a major studio blockbuster that almost the entire world saw. Fucking dullard thinks everyone else is as dumb as he is.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He compared the war in Ukraine to the Transformers movie. M'kay.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500660528057831427

It fucking figures that's what gets these defectives all frothed up. "This real-life tragedy is like The Avengers, you relate to this because mainstream consumer stuff"

 

[Clint Ruin]

This is like when he talked about Big Hero 6 like it was some sleeper hit cult classic instead of a major studio blockbuster that almost the entire world saw. Fucking dullard thinks everyone else is as dumb as he is.

They are, though. Rick isn't anywhere in the realm of smart, but the dullards that jam like on Twitter are below average at best. Rick has no redeeming qualities, but credit where credit is due, he knows how to talk to mouthbreathers.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Watching the news media flip the switch from Covid to Ukraine has been eye opening. I would guess probably ~80% of the US population would be willing to take a header off the Golden Gate Bridge into a pile of rocks if it was marketed to them properly.

 

[guest]

Little kids are getting blown apart by ballistic missiles and this hateable fat cunt is using it as material to get his popular online boy dopamine hits from strangers. I hate him in the purest sense of the word.

 

[guest]

He tacked on 159 new followers and he's still down 19 over the last 30 days. Just a big fat failure.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

How it starts -

Simple minded consumers see a fat simple minded consumer couching current day crisis in the context of simple minded product that they enjoy.

How it ends -

Simple minded consumers see simple minded fat consumer arguing with his toilet or his teeth on Twitter.

 

[guest]

Right on cue: "Welcome new followers..."

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500922100453937153?s=20&t=5uQfrOgLNx1m7uJser0qvg[/URL]

EDIT: Aaaaaaand he just self RT'd his "M'kay" tweet.

 

[guest]

He compared the war in Ukraine to the Transformers movie. M'kay.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500660528057831427[/URL]

Shy Lubbock.
Shylubbock.
Shylock.

Shia Labeouf's mom is Jewish. Cool it with the coded antisemitism, Pat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Right on cue: "Welcome new followers..."

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500922100453937153?s=20&t=5uQfrOgLNx1m7uJser0qvg

EDIT: Aaaaaaand he just self RT'd his "M'kay" tweet.

Jesus Christ. I hate him, so fucking much. I can't wait until the consequences of playing this character how swallowed him whole.

 

[Udders]

I'd rather splatter my brains all over the bathroom than be followed by people after putting out such silly, childish drivel.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's Twitter, so it's nothing more than middle aged or older cat moms, trannies, and faggots. The young crowd that Pat desperately longs for the acceptance of have ditched Twitter long ago.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He compared the war in Ukraine to the Transformers movie. M'kay.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1500660528057831427

Wow. That's sad.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is like when he talked about Big Hero 6 like it was some sleeper hit cult classic instead of a major studio blockbuster that almost the entire world saw. Fucking dullard thinks everyone else is as dumb as he is.

I'm embarrassed to say I saw that movie. It was so fucking forgettable and generic. I honestly can't remember a thing about it.

It's testament to how much of a retard he is that he worships animated movies made for children, but not even the good ones. Like there are certain movies that are classics, like the original Toy Story but he never mentions them. It's always the most generic, consoomer based shite like How to Train Your Dragon and Big Hero 6.

He's so fucking dumb and extraordinarily fat.

 

[guest]

I'm embarrassed to say I saw that movie. It was so fucking forgettable and generic. I honestly can't remember a thing about it.

It's testament to how much of a retard he is that he worships animated movies made for children, but not even the good ones. Like there are certain movies that are classics, like the original Toy Story but he never mentions them. It's always the most generic, consoomer based shite like How to Train Your Dragon and Big Hero 6.

He's so fucking dumb and extraordinarily fat.

Aladdin was a classic. Robin Williams was funny as fuck in that movie. Too bad it ripped off the thief and the cobbler though.

Trivia: Thief and the cobbler was Vincent Price's last movie.