02-04-22 Mewler Report: We're probably one day away from him dropping below 47K. Nice fame, stupid.

[RobertMewler]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I've never seen someone gain so much weight gaining so little clout

 

[HotDogJoe]

I bet he was so excited on those days he was gaining hundreds of new followers. "It's happening again! I'm going viral, Niki!!"

They were all just there to enjoy the drama and laugh at the fat lolpig. And now even they are all leaving you. Why are you so bad/obese at this?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hope all that attention can get him through another 4 years until he can figure out a way to get another tweet off the ground .

 

[Caverlock]

Did I miss the fundraiser?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Piggy piggy piggy
Can't you see
All your pity followers
Are starting to flee

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Denny's Grand Slam - Onyx

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[kingship75]

Puffy Cheeks

 

[CuntFucker]

The Norm report: Still dead and buried with Jewish rights

 

[BudDickman]

He was the subject of an article that shitted all over him and laid bare the fact that he is a complete fucking loser, and he gained more followers than he has in years. That should make it clear how worthless his follower count is.

Basically, a user's follower count correlates with the number of clicks on articles that contain their Twitter handle, and nothing more.

 

[CuntFucker]

He was the subject of an article that shitted all over him and laid bare the fact that he is a complete fucking loser, and he gained more followers than he has in years. That should make it clear how worthless his follower count is.

Basically, a user's follower count correlates with the number of clicks on articles that contain their Twitter handle, and nothing more.

didn't read, shut the fuck up you boring faggot