01-23-22 Mewler Report: Weak noodle arms, weak noodle gains. Don't get too excited, Pig. They'll all be gone soon.

[RobertMewler]

 

[fricklefrackle]

Pat blows fags

 

[BudDickman]

The article covering his loss in court and the fact that he owes $23,739 plus interest has gotten over 5k likes on Facebook. I'm sure a fraction of the people who found out about him clicked on his Twitter and accidentally/mindlessly clicked follow. That's how he gets all his followers.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Yea, thanks broski I’ll just have another miller draft , please and thanks

Haha. Surething man

Miller on draft just like… hits different, right?

haha…. Yea

So how long have you been bartending? My name’s patrick btw.

uhhh just over 7 months now

Nice, in another life I’d be a barkeep.
As you may have surmised, I’m here for the convention.

Uhh yeaa cool. What do you do?

Im a political commentator and trained martial artist, but being a Sci fi Author is my *actual* full time job.

wow, cool.

You on twitter my guy?

uhhh yea I am

you seem like a cool dude. Give me a follow on there. My handle is @ stealthygeek.
ill give you a shout, bud.

uhhh sure thing

Hit me with another miller, friendo.
those drafts fucking slap.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Yea, thanks broski I’ll just have another miller draft , please and thanks

Haha. Surething man

Miller on draft just like… hits different, right?

haha…. Yea

So how long have you been bartending? My name’s patrick btw.

uhhh just over 7 months now

Nice, in another life I’d be a barkeep.
As you may have surmised, I’m here for the convention.

Uhh yeaa cool. What do you do?

Im a political commentator and trained martial artist, but being a Sci fi Author is my *actual* full time job.

wow, cool.

You on twitter my guy?

uhhh yea I am

you seem like a cool dude. Give me a follow on there. My handle is @ stealthygeek.
ill give you a shout, bud.

uhhh sure thing

Hit me with another miller, friendo.
those drafts fucking slap.

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