01-20-22 Mewler Report: The dainty dozen Annabelled Pig after finding out what a legal loser he is.

[RobertMewler]

 

[Meownaw]

He's suicidal at this point

 

[peckafacce]

Two major losses in one day. I would say it sucks to be him, but that's every day.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

No more lolsuits, no more credit card, no more book deal, no more threats against us or innocent people. It's over.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Great job pat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

45,000 is just around the corner. Oinksy doodles!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

How many of those 46,168 accounts are actual living people who even know who pat is? I suspect he has less than 200 based on the engagement we've seen.

Then out of that, how many of those supposed 200 really give a shit about pat? I think he's under 20, TBHWCHA.

Even sadder, he considers Rakdaddy his "bestie," but they don't live anywhere near each other and he barely ever sees him outside of the convention circuit.

Pat is a fucking friendless loser. Josiah tape 5 shows him to be an effeminate wierdo ("Everything I've ever told you has always been true and accurate") so it's no wonder why. He is a perpetual, persistent, know-it-all cunt who is tiresome even in small doses. He's not a geek, he's a disingenuous dandy who thinks that by pretending to like baseball, motorcycles, and sports cars, he can fool people into believing he's capable of producing testosterone.

 

[ActionJackson]

I'd like to know what his all-time high follower count was. It would really sting the pigman to be able to tell him he is down 15%, 20%, etc.

 

[fusciasomething]

He may have to have a beer or two to unwind for a bit. Maybe even take the day off

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's not like Twitter is the most important thing in Fat's life. I'm sure this doesn't bother him too much.

Oh, right...

 

[HomeRunCumia]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[captainjapan]