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Sure, here's an example of dialogue in the style of Patrick S. Tomlinson, featuring a transgender space crab, a parody of Donald Trump, and a spaceship getting repossessed:

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"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, I've dealt with some tough customers in my time, but this, this is something else," said the parody of Donald Trump, gesturing towards the space crab. "I mean, who would have thought? A transgender space crab. It's just unbelievable. Sad!"The crowd, a mix of humans and aliens, booed and jeered at the politician's remarks.But the space crab, Kralek, was unfazed. "My gender identity is not up for debate, Mr. Trump," they said, their voice dripping with disdain. "And I assure you, I am quite real.

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"The parody of Trump laughed, "Oh, I believe you're real all right. But that doesn't mean you should be allowed to exist. We need to make the galaxy great again and that means getting rid of the freaks and weirdos."Suddenly, a group of aliens dressed in suits approached the crowd. One of them spoke up, "Excuse me, but we are here to repossess this spaceship, as the owner has defaulted on their loan."The crowd looks surprised and some of them recognize the spaceship as Kralek's.Kralek's eyestalks went straight, "I will not be erased. I exist, and I deserve the same rights and respect as anyone else, and that includes the right to own property.

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"The crowd erupted into cheers, drowning out the parody of Trump's protests and the repossession agents, who eventually left. And from that day forward, Kralek and the inhabitants of the galaxy worked together to fight against bigotry, discrimination, and economic injustice.

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