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    #2
    Hahahahahahahahaha!


    HA!

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      #3
      Someone is nervous about getting cut off from his frumpy wife’s family. That traffic ticket is going to bankrupt him. Pat wants the lockdowns to continue so he has an excuse for not getting a job. A fat 40 year old man needs to get a real job, child

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        #4
        Nothing recharges Fatrick like a fresh meatloaf. Sadly for him, Hooligan's only offers them on Mondays. His life must be hard...

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          #5
          Patso is writing off-spec now

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            #6
            Maybe he means he is writing on speck. Speck is pickled pork belly, and substitute gorging for writing.

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              #7
              Hey you know Star Wars? What if... what if instead of a giant Death Star capable of destroying planets with a laser beam, they had nuclear weapons?

              Hey you know Game of Thrones? What if... what if instead of the Night King marching from the North with an undead army, they had nuclear weapons?

              Hey you know Harry Potter? What if... what if instead of Voldermort having forbidden spells that allow him to kill anyone with a flick of the wand, they had nuclear weapons?

              The point of fantasy is to imagine something cooler than "nuclear missiles and unexpected alliances"

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                #8
                “Unexpected alliances” in a book with no established characters, backstory or canon with which to surprise the reader.

                Holy shit guys, Xer teamed up with Xim!

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                • Child
                  Child commented
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                  It's the Hunt for Red October. Soviets vs. Americans re-imagined as humans vs. aliens. The "unexpected alliance" will absolutely between the humans and aliens. My guess is he establishes a human protagonist (Captain Kamala) on one ship and a alien protagonist (???) on the other ship, and then somewhere in the book they realize they share a common threat and have to team up to defeat it.

                  That's how Pat does unexpected, when I can spoil the twist with 2% knowledge of what the fucking book is about.

                • Twatsmash
                  Twatsmash commented
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                  This is exactly it and proves once again what an unoriginal plagiarist he is, missing the point that real world situations lend the alliance in THFRO some gravitas. The audience doesn’t know or give two fucks about his latest transgender, pedophilic alien race teaming up with his latest sassy, tough gal captain and her crew of faggots.

                  Hopefully it’ll be the amazingly cool, freedom fighting, actual tough guy superhero Maverick Coolinson going against his natural instincts by teaming up with Fonald Plump supporting Moseph Boomia to take down a gang of evil nazi cyberstalking chaos agents instead.

                #9
                He acts as though his "In The Black" sequel isn't also "on spec". No one has bought it. His contract with Tor ended with "In The Black" and it's clear that Gate Crashers and Starship Repo didn't sell very well or they would have re-upped for more.

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                  #10
                  Tom Patlinson is a hero

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                    #11
                    It clearly says mil-spec, not on-spec. Don't believe your lying eyes, children.

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                      #12
                      need some recharge time
                      This fat fuck's entire life is "recharge time".

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                      • UnemployedOpie
                        UnemployedOpie commented
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                        I'm taking a stay-cation, little one.

                      #13
                      More like retard time.

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                        #14
                        Originally posted by FagdickCocklickson View Post
                        Nothing recharges Fatrick like a fresh meatloaf. Sadly for him, Hooligan's only offers them on Mondays. His life must be hard...
                        Hooligans stopped serving meatloaf months ago. I know because I call there and attempt to order meatloaf for fatrick at least three times a week

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                          #15
                          Someone explain to the folks at home what writing on spec is.

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